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Around the World in Seven Stories

For today’s news post, let’s go around the world in seven stories.

Story the First: Iraqi insurgents have secured control of border posts. Which led to John Kerry shooting his mouth off about “intense” support to Baghdad. (I predict there will be boots on the ground before the month is out).

Story the Second: Obama is asking Putin to control his arms. (Hilarious, since Obama can’t seem to control his in Iraq).

Story the Third: Syria has gotten rid of its chemical weapons (at least the ones it admits to having).

Story the Fourth: Iran might outsource it’s nuclear program . . . to North Korea. Oh, that’s a wonderful idea! Next, perhaps we could all plan sunny vacations in North Korea!

Story the Fifth: Pope Francis, who thinks atheists have a shot at being in heaven, excommunicated the mobsters. Some of whom are Catholic. And live in Italy. I’ll let irony sink in for you.

Story the Sixth: How much authority the EPA should have is a source of big debate.

Story the Seventh: Let’s do a mini IRS update!

There’s a lot of questions about the missing IRS emails. Most recently, it’s come out the IRS stopped paying for their storage bill just weeks after Lerner emailed those emails. (Say it with me: coincidence!) And that the White House knew about these missing emails six weeks before Congress! The IRS insists Congress will get all the emails (nobody has any problem believing them, right?) and that they haven’t been obstructing Congress, noooooo. Which made some people (notably Trey Growdy) really unhappy. If you’d like to hear some nice clips from today’s hearing, here you go.

And that is the news fit to print.

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